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ohlookanimeboys: When I meet a friend’s friend and they leave us alone together
sassygaynations: ‘you can’t ship that it’s incest!’
it's all bumholes and eyelids innit
Reader, I ate his heart in the marketplace
teawithaview: Have you ever started to check your tumblr in the middle of getting dressed and half an hour later you’re still standing in your underwear with one sock on and also 15 minutes late.
shutupaubrey: do you ever zone out and your body does all the work for you and then you come back to reality like in the shower or driving like did i just miss the last 20 mins was i stuck in my own head for that long
pennyheartssammy: I AM NOT YOUR SWEETHEART OR YOUR BABY OR YOUR GOOD GIRL IF YOU YELL OUT OF CARS AT ME I WILL SCREAM BACK I WILL KICK YOUR CAR DOOR I WILL FUCKING SPIT ON YOU IF YOU PUT YOUR FILTHY FUCKING HANDS ANYWHERE NEAR MY BODY I WILL BREAK YOUR
you poor thing, sweet mourning lamb
rum ham
herchuckhansen: current mood: thirsty for the kazinsky d
When your muse doesn't cooperate when you're writing
jpgay: when someone says “shut up you love me”
bert-fubar: fluffy fanfiction of ur otp hardcore smut fanfiction of ur otp
Sassy Animal Masterpost | [x]
Maybe I'm an honest villain
pennhurst: spending 300 hours developing characters that arent even main characters liking them more than your main characters
aieon: It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.
flowerteen: I am literally the friend that gives relationship advice and is always single.
hijikatamamoru: languages i am fluent in: sarcasm tv show/movie quotes crying
lalondes: bridge to terabithia fucked me up
pissogyny: a lady in the streets but asleep in the bed
esexist: why fall in love when you could fall on the floor and never get up
talonflarne: when you drink water after chewing mint gum
i wanna piss on your tits
i'm a criminal, yo [ON HIATUS]
save who you can save.
hoomie: pokemon-personalities: lets play a game called ‘i feel like i’m bothering you with everything i say so i won’t make any attempts at contact until you message me first’ Currently playing.
freakxwannaxbe: do you ever see something and just
officialedwardkenway: i either finish a video game in two days or in three and a half years there is no in between
thefrogman: By Beth Evans [tumblr | twitter | etsy]
haroldmalik: finding fanfiction with the perfect plot perfect grammar perfect writing and that follow the people’s personalities perfectly like
undercover-witch: microcroft: urban legends (◠‿◠✿) scary stories (◕ω◕✿) creepy things (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*: ・゚✧ paranormal and supernatural things ✧・゚: *✧・゚:* \(◕ヮ◕✿)/ *:・゚✧*:・゚✧ hearing a noise
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thefrogman: Doodle Time by Sarah Anderson [tumblr | twitter | facebook]
officialbioware: officialbioware: I’M DOING IT I’M WRITING nevermind
carowley: guys who rarely wear suits look at least 385% hotter when wearing a suit while guys who usually wear suits look 451% hotter when wearing casual clothes trust me this is science
ten-percent-turtle: *dies suffocating while trying not to cough in public*
thechristopherglen: If you don’t like puns or sarcasm then we’ll probably never get along ever.
babybuttercups: when u accidentally say something REALLY RUDE in front of people u just met
martinfreeman: i’m at the point where watching tv shows i haven’t seen before qualifies as being productive
brave as a noun
octobra: tried to follow my favorite blog but all that came up was the customize button?
burghers: seeing your reflection in the computer screen when ur lying down is horrifying and i wan t it banned
No scary stories at the séance
tarsusfour: hello 911 yes i just saw a man with sleeve tattoos wearing a button down with the sleeves rolled up and i need medical attention
croutoncat: i’ve got like 2 friends maybe 2.5
jonasbrothers: they better play corbin bleu’s “push it to the limit” when i’m in the delivery room or else i am not giving birth to that child
darrynek: when you’re buying something and the cashier gives you change and people are waiting in line behind you and slowly moving forward and you’re trying to cram your change in your wallet and get out of the way as fast as you can that shit is
gossipgran: i hit rock bottom like every 2 weeks
grievous bodily calm
misha-parked-the-tardis-in-221b: Welcome to tumblr mobile where every picture is a gray box. Don’t bother waiting. It isn’t going to load. Just read the captions and use your imagination
my mind is telling me no and my budget my budget is also telling me no
twatswag: i have to be funny because being hot is not an option
lexxercise: This happens a lot.
funkybug: i am so tired and so gay